Quotes:Children of the Gods
- [First lines of the series]
- [Soldiers are playing cards in the deserted Gate Room]
- Dealer: Oh, man, this hand's as lousy as this detail. All right everybody, ante up!
- [O'Neill has tossed a Kleenex box through the Stargate to Abydos as a message to Jackson]
- Maj. Samuels: What if the aliens get it?
- Col. O'Neill: Well, they could be blowing their noses right now.
- Col. O'Neill: Oh, here we go. Another scientist. General, please.
- Capt. Carter: Theoretical astrophysicist.
- Col. O'Neill: Which means?
- Gen. Hammond: Which means she's smarter than you are, Colonel. Especially in matters related to the Stargate.
- Capt. Carter: I'm an Air Force officer just like you are, Colonel. And just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside, doesn't mean I can't handle whatever you can handle.
- Jack O'Neill: Oh, this has nothing to do with you being a woman. I like women. I've just got a little problem with scientists.
- Capt. Carter: Colonel, I logged over 100 hours in enemy airspace during the Gulf War. Is that tough enough for you? Or are we going to have to arm wrestle?
- [While examining the DHD on Abydos]
- Capt. Carter: Amazing. This is what was missing from the dig at Giza. This is how they controlled it. It took us 15 years and 3 supercomputers to MacGyver a system for the gate on Earth. Look how small it is!
- [Carter is meeting Daniel Jackson for the first time.]
- Capt. Carter: Dr. Jackson, I presume.
- Col. O'Neill: I can save these people!!
- [Teal'c points his staff weapon at Jack.]
- Col. O'Neill: Please! Help me! [pause, quieter] Help me.
- Teal'c: Many have said that.
- [Teal'c suddenly turns and shoots another Jaffa. Then tosses O'Neill his staff weapon.]
- Teal'c: But you are the first I believe could do it!
- [Teal'c has betrayed Apophis and all the refugees have fled, leaving him standing forlornly in the chamber.]
- Col. O'Neill: Hey, come on!
- Teal'c: I have nowhere to go.
- O'Neill: For this you can stay at my place, let's go!
- [Teal'c pulls up his shirt and the infant Goa'uld comes out of the pouch]:
- Jack O'Neill: What the hell is that?!
- Teal'c: It is an infant Goa'uld, the larval form of the gods. I have carried one since I was a child, as all Jaffa carry one.
- Jack O'Neill: Well, get it out of there.
- Teal'c: In exchange for carrying the infant Goa'uld into maturity, a Jaffa receives perfect health and long life. If I were to remove it, I would eventually die.
- Jack O'Neill: Hell, if I were you, I'd take my chances.
- [Daniel and Sam are discussing whether or not the Stargate can go to other planets.]
- Daniel: I'm no astrophysicist, but isn't it possible that planets can drift apart?
- Carter: I knew I'd like you.
- Daniel: You mean I'm right?