Quotes:Children of the Gods

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[First lines of the series]
[Soldiers are playing cards in the deserted Gate Room]
Dealer Oh, man, this hand's as lousy as this detail. All right everybody, ante up!

Maj. Samuels What if the aliens get it?
Col. O'Neill Well, they could be blowing their noses right now.
Maj. Samuels They could be planning an attack!
Col. O'Neill Aw, come on, Samuels, let me be the cynic around here, okay?

Col. O'Neill Oh, here we go. Another scientist. General, please.
Capt. Carter Theoretical astrophysicist.
Col. O'Neill Which means?
Gen. Hammond Which means she's smarter than you are, Colonel. Especially in matters related to the Stargate.

Capt. Carter I'm an Air Force officer just like you are, Colonel. And just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside, doesn't mean I can't handle whatever you can handle.
Jack O'Neill Oh, this has nothing to do with you being a woman. I like women. I've just got a little problem with scientists.
Capt. Carter Colonel, I logged over 100 hours in enemy airspace during the Gulf War. Is that tough enough for you? Or are we going to have to arm wrestle?

[While examining the DHD on Abydos]
Capt. Carter Amazing. This is what was missing from the dig at Giza. This is how they controlled it! It took us fifteen years and three supercomputers to MacGyver a system on Earth.

[Carter is meeting Daniel Jackson for the first time.]
Capt. Carter Oh right, excuse me. Doctor Jackson, I presume. I'm Doctor Samantha Carter.
Col. O'Neill I thought you wanted to be called "captain"?

[Daniel and Sam are discussing whether or not the Stargate can go to other planets.]
Daniel Jackson Look I don't pretend to know anything about astrophysics but couldn't the planets change? I mean, uh, drift apart or something like that, to throw this map off?
Capt. Carter I knew I'd like you.
Daniel Jackson You mean I'm right?

Col. O'Neill: I can save these people!!
[Teal'c points his staff weapon at Jack.]
Col. O'Neill: Please! Help me! [pause, quieter] Help me.
Teal'c: Many have said that.
[Teal'c suddenly turns and shoots another Jaffa. Then tosses O'Neill his staff weapon.]
Teal'c: But you are the first I believe could do it!

[Teal'c has betrayed Apophis and all the refugees have fled, leaving him standing forlornly in the chamber.]
Col. O'Neill: Hey, come on!
Teal'c: I have nowhere to go.
O'Neill: For this you can stay at my place, let's go!

[Teal'c pulls up his shirt and the infant Goa'uld comes out of the pouch]:
Jack O'Neill: What the hell is that?!
Teal'c: It is an infant Goa'uld, the larval form of the gods. I have carried one since I was a child, as all Jaffa carry one.
Jack O'Neill: Well, get it out of there.
Teal'c: In exchange for carrying the infant Goa'uld into maturity, a Jaffa receives perfect health and long life. If I were to remove it, I would eventually die.
Jack O'Neill: Hell, if I were you, I'd take my chances.